Eternal Earth-Bound Pets is a company run by atheists that will look after your pets in the event of the “Rapture,” wherein unbelievers and retrievers will be left behind while the elect are caught up in glory. Seriously.
While I tend toward the agnostic end of the spectrum when it comes to eschatological matters, I do not imagine that taking care of strangers’ poodles will be high on the priority list for the damned, contractual agreements notwithstanding. Still, I have to congratulate the Eternal Earth-Bound Pet folks. Rarely do atheists mock Christians in a witty way. Usually, they amuse themselves, but that is not that difficult. The rapture pet racket, however, is pretty clever. Maybe I am biased, though, having been subjected to the likes of Jack Van Impe. Such renders one a bit jaded toward millenarian nonsense.