Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans! May you enjoy the feast and count your many blessings.
Instead of writing about Plymouth, ranting about Leftists’ “national day of genocide and mourning,” or pontificating about the shameful inadequacy of human gratitude toward the Lord God All Beneficent, I’ll stay shallow and ironic. Here is one of the best videos ever done by the Onion News Network, “Stouffers to Include Suicide Prevention Tips on Single Serve Microwavable Meals”:
For those of you who are not spending the day with your loved ones, you can at least laugh sardonically at the absurdity of your own existence. Better yet, head to a parish or mission where the community is putting on a Thanksgiving meal. Help out, eat, and enjoy the company of your fellow man.