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Wednesday, June 30, A.D. 2010
Star Wars Burlesque

Nothing says “white and nerdy” like the bizarre mixture of low brow eroticism with low brow epic entertainment: behold the L.A. Weekly write up, “Star Wars Burlesque: Tatooine-Styled Shenanigans at the Bordello.” As a Star Wars fan myself, I find this fascinating.

But really?!?!?

I mean, really?!?!?

You may review forty-four images of the Devil’s Playground burlesque troupe’s performing Star Warz: “Devil’s Playground Presents Star Warz @ The Music Box.”

I found Chewie the most ridiculous (pictures 28-30). If anything deserves the vulgar “W.T.F.,” this is it. It is entirely fitting here.

That said, Leia is, as always, a rather comely lass. However, the best stage name belongs to the gal who portrays Jabba the Hutt: Scarlet O’Gasm. If you were an Irish burlesque stripper, you could not improve upon that name. She has a nicely defined jaw line, and her musculature makes me wonder if Scarlet used to be a dude. Either that, or Scarlet pulls off androgyny remarkably well (her Jabba appears in photographs 19-23).

Scarlet O’Gasm, however, could never replace my own favorite nerdy troupe of slutty, Irish stage characters—The O’Danny Girls.

Posted by Joseph on Wednesday, June 30, Anno Domini 2010
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