The Onion has an amusing article that mocks the shamefully shameless behavior of the media toward the Alien in Chief, as Lawrence Auster calls our fearless leader. Enjoy “Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle on Obama’s Double-Homicide.”
I am a fan of the totally absurd. Accordingly, my favorite part is the unexpected following:
The New York Times newsroom is reportedly still undecided on whether or not to print a recent letter received from Obama, in which the president threatens to kill another helpless citizen every Tuesday and “fill [his] heavenly palace with slaves for the afterlife” unless the police “stop the darkness from screaming.”
I love The Onion.
For more ridiculousness, you may wish to watch the Onion News Network’s “Should We Be Doing More to Reduce the Graphic Violence in Our Dreams?” (R rated):
Idiotic—but I find it hilarious, especially as my frequent bouts of insomnia allow me to empathize with “Nancy Fichandler.” Those spiders . . .