I recently came across an old Cracked list that I found pretty funny: “The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.” Of course, it is juvenile and in bad taste, but I cannot disagree with much of the findings. I appreciate the “looks like” commentary, too. For example, Don Imus looks like: “Someone who has lived with the same woman of color she met while working at San Mateo Y in 1962,” Dana Carvey looks like: “The runner of a rescue service for emotionally abused cats,” and Ricky Gervais looks like: “Someone who moved to Aleutian Islands with social worker partner and is studying to be a priest in the Anglican Church.” C’est gĂ©nial.
I was a bit saddened, however, that there was no aged Unitarian who works in a used book store.