Should anyone out there doubt how corrupt our society has become, please read My First Abortion Party by Byard Duncan on AlterNet.
I am tempted to think that the piece is an excellent example of parody, but I fear that it was written in earnest.
For some laughs and horror induced tears, consider reading the comments thread. For more, look around the site.
As Derbyshire says, we are doomed, doomed, doomed.